Weekly Horoscope
4:57 PM PST, 8/3/2010
Astrologer, psychic, and tarotologist Alanna Credo of
Zagreb, Croatia successfully predicted the financial crash of '08, the election of George W. Bush & Barack Obama, and offers you tips and advice for your upcoming week.
Week of July 31st, 2010
Aries:
Your style is independence at all costs. Well fair enough, if that's how you want to play it, but I'd advise you to do everything you can to COMPROMISE with the people you care about this week. Otherwise, you're in for a nasty rout with somebody who you care about very much. And if you've read this too late, and they're already pissed, apologize, please. There's no doubt that you were right in the situation, but what you don't see is that there is never just one right solution, just like there's more than one way to screw it up. Loosen up, don't fight the current, and you'll be surprised where your week takes you!
Taurus:
You just can't say no, can you? Your workaholic tendencies are revving up big time this week, but the rewards you think you'll gain do not outweigh the cost. Whatever edge you think you're getting is going to end up setting you back if you don't give your body (and spirit) some much needed R&R. Skip the overtime this week, and whatever you do, DON'T work this weekend, if you can avoid it. Get back home this weekend, have some fun and get dirty, and then when you get back to work it'll be all aces.
Gemini:
Wow are you ready for love this week! It may feel as if a weight on your sexual energy has been lifted, and you can now lift (or love) ten men (or women ^_~)! And there has been, astrologically speaking. For you singles get out there and have fun, but for you coupled Gems, it may be a bit more tricky. Your partner has gotten used to your lowered libido, and may not be able to change gears so quickly. To get what you want, you're gonna have to grease the wheels. Shower your love with affection, rather than just begging for some. That's the only way you'll get it!
Cancer:
Stars are aligned for you to be the fixer of all problems that stand in your way! You'll find your self hit with a sudden epiphany that solves a long stalemated problem, if you keep your mind alert, and awake. Keep an eye out for any signs, reoccurring words, or numbers to help spur on the thought. The world is trying to help you succeed, work with it! This whole sensation of an impending change in your life is really throwing you off balance, so it's wise to ask for a little space from loved ones this week while you find your new footing.
Leo:
Your mind has been turning like a rubix cube, and the colors just all lined up. This can be an exhilarating feeling Leo! Your mind feels sharper, and it is! You're suddenly dying to get out and get some new experience to go with your new mental energy, learning is like fine dining this week. Find a subject your passionate about (be it an issue, or a person) and dive in! The more you embrace your intelligence, and give yourself credit for how smart you really are, the more you'll gain. Don't let self-doubt creep in, or all this wonderful energy could transfer into nervousness and flu-like symptoms, what a waste that would be!
Virgo:
Your shopaholic is going to get the best of you this week. I could advise you to resist the urge to splurge, Virgo, but I know you're going to anyway. Just do yourself a favor, and check that all the bills are paid before you go nuts. Seriously. You'll save yourself a big headache down the line. A headache that could cause you to miss a lucrative opportunity, in fact, costing you even more than you think.
Libra:
Mars is in Libra, so you're gonna be supercharged for the next couple of months. You feel like Justice incarnate, and that the world is finally falling into place as it should be. It's not, these positive changes are the result of hard work that you and others have put into the world, and should not be taken for granted. Overconfidence could trip you up and cut your ego back down to size, so why not skip that whole learning the lesson the hard way and just take my advice?
Scorpio:
Uh-oh, there's a skeleton in your closet that just picked the lock! There's gonna be stress this week, but don't let that get you down, stress is just focusing on what's keeping you down. Nothing is what it seems at the workplace, you're not paranoid, and someone is working behind the scenes to push your buttons. Simple solution: Don't take their bait! And don't let anyone pile more work on you than you can handle. Whatever memory has come back from the past to haunt you, you're gonna have to face it, and conquer it once and for all this week. An Earth sign that's close to you can supply all the support you need, (not someone at work!) most likely it's a Taurus and they sense that you need them without you having to say a word. So don't be afraid to ask for help. You deserve to do the crying on someone's shoulder for once.
Sagittarius:
Ah, the allure of the unknown. Intoxicating, isn't it? If you're single, you're like a pig in mud, but if you're in a relationship it's a fish out of water sensation. Be careful Sag, you know how fickle your moods can be, and more than once you've regretted a hasty decision in ending a relationship. Perhaps it is time to end things, if you've had the vibe that you're both heading in different directions for a while now, it may just be time. Again though, if you're single, the good times are rolling, so roll with them!
Capricorn:
Boy are you on the ball. It seems like you're setting a new trend every day, and you should be! Your creative energy right now is at a peak you won't have again for a while. And it would seem to me that this is the time to set yourself up for success in the fall. Start putting things in motion now while you're bursting with charism and good luck! Don't get cocky though Cap, as you're apt to do, or you'll find yourself regretting yet another situation where your foot ended up in your mouth.
Aquarius:
This is it. No more wishy-washy excuses, you've suffered enough. Make the decision that's been at the core of your problems, and stick with it. If its a relationship, end it or commit already, but do it 100%! Anything less is doomed to failure, and your window of opportunity is closing. But do not examine what they have done to you before you choose, look only at yourself and ask what the change would mean to you, your life, and your happiness. If you're single it's time to make a big change, especially if you've been in a bit of rut. Something needs to break up the hum drum routine and it needs to happen now! Take a new class, put out your resume for more exciting jobs, reach for something! Without goals, life is really, really dull.
Pisces:
Mars has been testing you, if you didn't know. Usually it's easy enough to avoid conflict, but lately you have felt ready, willing, and able! You'll go toe to toe with a mountain lion right now, I have no doubt, but watch the ego. You're not as versed as some of the other signs in ego-management, and coupled with your abilities for manipulation you could find yourself in a really nasty knot of karma when the bill comes due. Mars is on the way out, so hold tight, keep your cool, and relax till Mercury slides in next week.