Abyss Lite - Blue LED Touchscreen Watch
8:23 AM PST, 3/24/2011
<p>Introducing The Abyss Lite, a minimalist Tron blue and white Japanese inspired LED watch from the last syllable of recorded time which gives its wearer the ability to gaze into the abyss and thereby come face to face with the true nature of his or her own being. What's more, The Abyss Lite allows you to experience reality in four dimensions as The Tralfamadorians do and as a result have total access to past, present, and future; and be able to perceive any point in time at will.</p><br>
<p>You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Abyss Lite embodies Eye of Sauron style and Nietzschean design with its miasmic blue oyster cult numerals swirling about not a void, but loneliness, like millions of Protoss warrior-priests from Starcraft III battling Beelzebub's black winged minions, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!</p><br>
<p>Instead of pressing buttons like other LED watches, The Abyss Lite relays temporal information with a tap of the screen - YES, The Abyss Lite is a touchscreen Japanese LED watch. The Abyss Lite stays broodingly dark like Conradian Darkness Heart until you tap its crystal surface upon which the screen explodes with blue and white LED pixies like a thousand baby Bruce Springsteens dancing in the dark against a thousand Billy Idols dancing with themselves in a River Dance to the Death! To adjust the time, keep your finger on The Abyss Lite's crystal surface for a few seconds to enter hour and minute change mode.</p><br>
Key Features:<br>
Touchscreen LED Watch!<br>
Uber Cool All-Black Design<br>
Hour and Minute Information<br>
Soft Leather Strap<br>